officerlollipop:

I think I just made this guy rethink his sexuality by pretending to be a drag queen.

officerlollipop:

I think I just made this guy rethink his sexuality by pretending to be a drag queen.

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elmntry:

im sick of the lies

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j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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(Source: j6)

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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

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tastefullyoffensive:

Dad Joke Dog #4 (previously)

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howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
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helioscentrifuge:

cats are morons and i want fifty of them

helioscentrifuge:

cats are morons and i want fifty of them

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thecutestofthecute:

So apparently there is a type of animal called the Japanese Raccoon Dog. They’re basically just giant raccoon’s with serious amounts of floof.

Look how magestic they are. It’s incredible

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Suspicious Raccoon Dog knows wat u been doin’

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AHHH THE FLOOF

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OH and they are freaking adorable as babies JUST LOOK

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People also call them puppies 

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HOW CAN ANYONE NOT THINK THEY ARE ADORABLE

THIS HAS A TINY POLICE OFFICER UNIFORM  I’M GOING TO CRY

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WHAT

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HELLL

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why is it so hard to believe that I’m good enough?

oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

(Reblogged from rnarshmallows)

popculturebrain:

Key Art: ‘AHS Freak Show' | THR

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